Male tennis players

Male tennis players are always a gay male who forfeits the right to testosterone. The best thing to do if you see one is to simply point and laugh at how queer they are.

Male tennis players are so gay

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The man

The Man is a common term used to describe a person when simple words like cunt, dickhead and asshole no longer do him justice. The man has an unusual high opinion of himself for example in his mind his first name is pussy and last name magnet but however in reality the last name is non existent. Another title the man gives himself is a sex god even tho he’s a virgin and instead of god it’s predator .If you come across the man at a party do not worry pass him two drinks and he’ll be smashed within the hour it goes without saying must be the man.

You must be the man

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Chicken legs

Pussies who skip leg day and are usually named Saxon

Only pussies have chicken legs

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Family

Not to be. Confused with an actual family, the word family is commonly used by friend groups especially when the group is in high school the unfortunate thing about this is actually everyone in the so called family is just out for them self’s and doesn’t really care about the other members

We are a family

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Cool kid

The kid/kids that everyone meets in high school that have nothing better to do than flex in the mirror, fake their depression, very badly lip sync songs, play rust, get tattoos in some Asian countries, vape, cheat on their girlfriend (multiple times), flirt with everything that moves or breaths (Girls only) and most importantly look like lesbians

Oooooh loook at that cool kid

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Kool kid

The Kool kid is a female version of the cool kid with the exception of the kool kids life long mission to get pregnant ASAP. The kool kid has two enemies #1 birth control #2 bowling balls (they get jealous of all the fingers that go inside them) be aware of the kool kid at first they will try and lure u in with a vape and a bj and bam 9 months later you have a kid with her

Ooooooooo what a kool kid

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The big boy

The big boy Is commonly found flexing in the mirror or flexing for the girls hoping that their muscles make up for the size of their penis, if they are not found with girls or in front of mirror head to the nearest beach and there u will find them flexing in the sun light trying to look bigger than they actually are, this is an attempt to be noticed but potential mates if this does not work on that day the crafty big boy will post it on their instagram where no one cares but the twelvies that follow them, if encountered in the wild run and hide for it is not common for the big boy species to send pictures of their nuts to people

Omg look at that the big boy flexing in the sun “no one”

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