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HUNGRY MAN

The best way to prepare and consume all of your meals. This brand of TV dinners is incredibly affordable for those ballers on a budget that want to eat like a king. Hungry Man has several kinds of meals such as Cajun-Style Chicken Alfredo, Lasagna Flavored with Meatballs, Classic Fried Chicken and many more. Gordon Ramsay once ate a Hungry Man and he's forgotten about locating the lamb sauce ever since.

"Charlie, what you munching on over there?"
"A HUNGRY MAN"

by CoolManHungryMan November 15, 2018


Browns Jail

Located inside of Firstenergy Stadium in Cleveland Ohio. Browns Jail is known as the most infamous prison in the world due to it's grueling conditions and the type of inmates typically admitted. Violent drunks that can't behave themselves while watching the Cleveland Browns can find themselves getting dragged to this jail by security. There's no food, beer or cigarettes allowed inside. Inmates are left with nothing but their thoughts and love for the Cleveland Browns.

"Dude, I can't believe John threw his warm beer at Hue Jackson. I'm going to pray for that man because we might never see him again if he's sent to Browns Jail."

by CoolManHungryMan November 14, 2018