Your Vegas is Showing

1. A phrase said to those displaying overly crazy and/or drunken-like behavior in public, much like that seen in Las Vegas.

2. Can also be said to someone who is flashing an undesirable part of their body.

1. Rachel showed her Vegas when she got hammered last weekend and annoyingly jumped in the pool with her clothes on.

2. When Britney attempted to get out of the car, a paparazzi yelled at her, "Your Vegas is showing!" and the cameras went crazy.

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Bang That

1. Said when 2 or more people are observing a hot person and debating whether or not they would "bang", or have sex, with him/her.

2. Also used when saying "do this..." or "put that in..."

1. Dude, I'd totally bang that chick over there.

2. Now, bang that pan in the oven on 350 for 20 minutes.

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Santa Clause Drunk

Drunk to the point of losing the ability to filter your thoughts. All judgment taken away.

Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.

A straight man in a wedding dress gets up at the bar and points at a stranger. Before he can even get a word out, he realizes that this stranger is a man he once met three years ago and always wanted to tell him he's a loser because he's fat. At top volume, the santa clause drunkard points at the man and tells him he's a fat loser.

Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.

That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.

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Gambling

just a way to get ahead.

Gambling- it's not wrong; just a way to get ahead.

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Shotgun Eyes

When someone's eyes are so close together, they resemble the 2 barrels on a shotgun if you were to look directly into the gun.

Jackie's eyes are too close together. She has shotgun eyes.

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Creeper Stash

A thin, usually dark and greasy mustache just above the top lip, resembling that of a stereotypical Mexican person.

Usually those with a true "creeper stash" also carry a baseball bat while wearing Bermuda or Mormon shorts, and pop out of expectable locations ready to beat someone up.

The character of "Martin" played by Danny R. McBride in the 2007 movie "The Heartbreak Kid" is a perfect example of a creeper stash.

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Dutch Bros

The world's best coffee next to Starbucks.

Also another name for a dutch oven.

"Ryan took Sam to Dutch Bros like 8 times."

"Oh did you get an iced kicker?"

"No, not THAT Dutch Bros..."

"Ouch"

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