clam tracks

The stripper with no underware sat on my friends leg so long, she left clam tracks on his pant leg.

3👍 4👎

war crime

Harsh looking skin blemishes- usually on the face.

Dude, you've been eating too much pizza again. Now you've got a big war crime on your face!

4👍 30👎

stink links

Slang for dog turds.

The neighbors fucking dog keeps leavin' stink links in my yard!

3👍 3👎