mule

n. Pharmaceuticals courier.

Dude, Pedro the mule just checked in. Let's 420 !

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ball washer

n. A low-life ass-wipe

That fucking ball washer isn't worthy of washing my balls.

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Knobosaurus

n. A particularly carnivorous male package.

Later Dude. I'm gonna take my knobosaurus out hunting for some fresh meat!

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Chunks

n. Regurgitant.

Jane: I got so drunk last night. I blew chunks when I got home.

Dick: But you said booze never made you sick.

Jane: You don't understand Dick. Chunks is the name of my rottweiler!

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spooge

v. To shoot the goo, blow your load, fire your wad, or cum on another's face.

Sometimes mistakenly confused with splurge

Damn! I done spooged a wicked facial on dat hoe.

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skidmarks

n. The trail(s) of substances discharged from some human orifice and remaining as a legacy on some surface.

Frequently

Dude. Puddles left skidmarks on my floor again! Dirty hoe!

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Cube Farm

n. The vain attempt to produce privacy in an otherwise open-office layout through the placement of shared partitions in a box-like arrangement around each adjoining work area.

This lousy office hive is nothing but one big fucking cube farm!

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