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A horrible messy orgasm involving huge amounts of expelled bodily fluids. Can be done by either male or female.
Peter North doesn't just cum on you, he leaves you with a jizmuck.
She made me so hard, I couldn't help but jizmuck all over her.
I was so embarrassed, I jizmucked all over the bed and ended up sleeping on the couch.
My vibrator makes me jizmuck everytime!
The act of placing one of your ass cheeks firmly into the ass crack of another person and vice versa. Both parties must press as hard as they can, and complete the total eclipse. WARNING: THIS IS A TRUST EXERCISE! DO NOT FART!
My wife and I have never been that good at cuddling until we started Total Eclipsing.
That girl's ass is so thick I think she'd crush me if we tried Total Eclipsing!
It was so hot to watch those girls stop, drop, flip it, and start Total Eclipsing it.
She was so heartbroken after her boyfriend broke up with her. How was she to know she needed to fart during their Total Eclipsing?
ACT NOW AND GET THE "HOT ASSES TOTAL ECLIPSING Vol 5." NOW!!
Derived from the combination of "Shrink + Winky"
A penis that has shriveled up so much from being cold that it retreats inside the body, taking the balls with it. This makes it look like a vagina with a huge clit.
A shrinky is the ultimate state of shrivelidge.
I may have lost a few fingers from the frostbite, but at least a shrinky saved my junk!
One of the harder challenges in a man's life is trying to pee with a shrinky.
Women are never impressed with the men on "Nudes On Ice." You can't tell the difference from the shrinkies and the real women!
That girl was such a cold hearted bitch that I got a fucking shrinky.
"How cold was it last night?!"
"Pretty damn cold, I woke up with a shrinky!"
You know you are cold when you have a perry winkle shrinky.
Never have a snowball fight with a girl you plan on screwing for the first time! Her first impression of you naked is going to be with a shrinky.
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The downward force or pressure required to aim the head of an erect penis Morning Wood towards the toilet bowl to pee.
Shaft torque will vary from man to man based upon overall height, ball size, shaft size, and the opening of the toilet bowl.
The usage of shaft torque can be lessened by awkwardly bending over and attempting to angle your crotch towards the bowl.
WARNING: Do not use Viagra if you are not properly trained and certified in the use of shaft torque.
I applied too much shaft torque and couldn't squeeze out one drop.
Never EVER sit down and try to stuff morning wood into the toilet bowl. The shaft torque is unbearable.
Without the proper application of shaft torque, you will piss in your own face!
You're going to have to wait until that morning wood dies if you aren't brave enough to apply some shaft torque!
CAUTION: DO NOT CRUSH YOUR OWN BALLS WITH TOO MUCH SHAFT TORQUE!
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When a vagina looks horrible and completely unappetizing, but ends up tasting absolutely fantastic. Based upon the French dish that looks like stir fried garbage.
At first, it looked like I was about eat a re-fried blood bath, but it turned out to be Minge'atouille!
Sometimes Minge'atouille smells like fish, but it sure doesn't taste like it.
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but the flavor appeals to everybody."
-Minge'atouilli
Pro Tip: Give it a lick even if it looks like someone beat her guts up. She just might have some pretty good Minge'atouilli.
Surprisingly, that ugly chick from the bar had Minge'atouilli.
On very rare occasions, a cruntzle turns out to be Minge'atouilli. You just have to be be brave enough to give it a lick.
n honor of Tom Hanks in the movie "Cast Away." When too much heat and friction builds up during double penetration and it can no longer be endured, one of the men screams, " I..... have....made FIRE!!!!" Bonus points are earned if Wilson is watching.
Porn Stars frown upon performing The Cast Away. It rubs their dicks raw after just a couple photo shoots!
My buddy and I are pretty close friends, but I never thought we would do The Cast Away together... damn that shit burned!
"I can't figure out why my wife gets turned on every time we watch a Tom Hanks movie. Did someone run a Cast Away on her or something?"
At first we thought we'd picked up a nasty bitch when it started to burn, but then we figured out we were pulling an accidental Cast Away.
"Look Bro, unless you want to experience The Cast Away, you better throw some more lube on our junks right now!"
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