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Going out for a quiet drink and it ending up into a proper session.
Iâm in the doghouse here lad, only went out for one after work and ended up doing a Bevsy. Got in at 10am off my barnet and my bird finds me doing vlogs on poached eggs.
The reigning golf champion in the Costa del Sol. Can strike a ball miles. Can do trick shots of a cold can of Cruzcampo. Unassumingly handsome.
Did you see that shot off the pin on the par 3? Youâre witnessing greatness. Heâs nailed on to be the Cruzchampo this year.
The reigning champ in the Costas. Generally outgoing, able to strike a ball and usually has a big corey on him.
Usually gym rats from northern rugby towns.
Yeah Doyley is the reigning Cruzchampo you know, smashed a pink fella 300 of a can of lager with a hybrid. Some man.
Skilful footballer from the southern tip of liverpool, Speke to be precise. May or may not have a big chopper.
Some player him, heâs known as Spele in the dirty south
A skilled player, usually at a pub sport of some kind. Darts, pool, or particularly Snooker. Methodical and utterly emotionless in their approach to the game, surgical almost.
Yeah I drew the technician in the Christmas Masters didnât I. Thought I had him after a decent 20 break but he just eased in to second gear and took me apart. He dispatched Danny in the second round too.
Chicken kebab from the spinning stick, marinated in unknown spices. Popular dish in the Middle East and Southport, UK
Ey the shawarma king has knocked up the heaviest wrap, canât wait to get back the manc cave to eat this
Someone known for bottling it when itâs put on their toes. Often gives it all the big talk but when it comes down to it looks for a way out. Usually not an isolated event.
Yeah heâs a bad carsey artist Mo, Nultâs put it on his toes with this swimming race and heâs gone on the missing list again.