Core Sample

When you are skull-fucking someone whose brain is intact and dig out cylindrical holes in their brain.

I gouged out Bryan's eye and then took some core samples. It was quite delightful scraping chunks of his brain off my dick.

I gave Bryan a pretty serious white matter infusion while taking a core sample.

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foreign aid

When you fuck someone in another country and get HIV.

My poor friend Bryan went to Nigeria and got some foreign aid!

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Nose Job

When you are trying to swallow semen and you start laughing, so that it cums out of your nose.

I was sucking Bryan's dick the other day, but I thought of his large nipples as he came, so I ended up getting a nose job.

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Dusty Semen

When you stuff some cocaine up your dick hole before receiving a blowjob, so when you ejaculate, your semen will mix with the cocaine and make your partner high as you orgasm.

Bryan fed me some dusty semen this morning, but since I had a severe seizure afterwards, I don't get to remember that lovely experience.

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