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tina daren

The perfect couple in the 🌎

Tina Daren means that we are the perfect couple

by Daren October 31, 2019


turtle dick

What happens to males when they swim in cold water. The action of the penis retracting into the body to save heat.

Oh my god! I have turtle dick.

The water is so cold I got turtle dick

by Daren August 18, 2003

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Load

an excessive amount of opaque fluid often referred to semen, cum, jizz, man milk, and/or wang extract, that is projected out of the male genetalia at sexual zenith.

"Man, I just blew my load my grandmother's raisin brand as an april fool's joke...This shit is gonna be friggin great."

by Daren January 5, 2004

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wad

an excessive amount of opaque fluid often referred to as semen, cum, jizz, man milk, and/or wang extract, that is projected out of the male genetalia at sexual zenith.

"Man, I just blew my wad in my grandmother's raisin brand as an april fool's joke...This shit is gonna be friggin awesome"

by Daren January 6, 2004

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