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A subject made by Satan himself if he had 10 IQ, âProve this is a triangleâ Look at it you fucking idiot, itâs infront of your eyes. Sometimes, this class is also known as Nap Time.
Beta Nerd: I love Geometry!
Sigma me: ZzzZzzzz
When someone turns or identifies as a furry just because the person of their sexual/romantic interest is also a furry.
Richard: Yo that girl is cute whatâs her name?
Michael: Bro sheâs a furry you sure you want her?
Richard: UwU definitely <3
Michael: Damn that Furry Syndrome ainât no joke fr
Ads on Instagram that are shit and once you download the fucking app, you get greeted with the âfree trialâ bullshit. This is why you donât advertise apps on mf Instagram
Yo, I think Instagram ads are the best
Nigga shut the fuck up and kiss me ðð
A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.
Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? Itâs Valentineâs Day
Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick
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A fucking nightmare when teachers want to know your how smart you are and make you shove money up your ass to buy supplies because your school is broke as fuck. Then the whole entire week you remember you had to do a project and you say âtomorrow Iâll do itâ then you wake up for school the day it is due and you are like âoh shit the project! The teacher will rape my report card!â And have the teacher scream at you because you didnât do it.
Yo you did the project?
Lmao fuck no fucking nerd
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A shit event that took 2 month to plan ahead. And when it finally happened, they got stopped by 2 officers. Thatâs all it took to Ruin a 2-month plan. It was also Awkward as shit.
Friend: YOOO THAT AREA 51 EVENT WAS SO SICK!!!!
Me: If you donât shut the fuck up about that Area 51 bull shut Iâm going to pull your arms off and shove it up your ass
A place where there are no laws and you can get away with murder and assault. Fights break out, the lunch is just paper formed into food, drama happens, and school shooters. You also spend 1/5 of your precious life on a piece of shit school.
Dad:You like school son?
Kid: Shut your chromosome Google Chrome Chicken bone skin tone no phone home phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome chromosome tf ass up.
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