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The act of rapidly and aggressively removing anal beads from your significant others hoop, much like the motion one uses when attempting to start a rusty lawn mower.
My Mrs gave me such a brutal rusty mower last night that I ended up pebble dashing the ceiling.
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When a lady's baps are surprisingly small and flappy (like T Rex arms) in comparison with the rest of her body shape.
Chris: "have you seen that bird Phil is shagging?"
Dan: "yes, she must be twenty stone easy"
Chris : "yeah, but she has tyrannosaurus tits"
Dan: "fat with no tits? why is he with her ?"
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German food poisoning, forcing one to puke & squit out one's internal organs with vigor and venom
"Hey Rach, why aren't you in work this week?"
"Yo Carrie, I've been Berlin Hurlin'"
"Ewww gross, did you bring back any lederhosen?"
When a lady's baps are surprisingly small and flappy (like T Rex arms) in comparison with the rest of her body shape. shortened version of tyrannosaurus tits
Chris: "have you seen that bird Phil is shagging?"
Dan: "yes, she must be twenty stone easy"
Chris : "yeah, but she has t-rex tits"
Dan: "fat with no tits? why is he with her ?"
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The art of talking too long about self pleasure. Procrastinating for wankers.
John "and then I wanked, then I wanked some more, then I had dinner, then wanked again and again"
Dave "stop promasturbating you bell end"