Smash Hos

Noun, plural, slang.

Two girls, or hos(plural), who simultaneously engage in coitus with two Smash Bros (see Urban Dictionary Definition); the girls may or may not be playing Super Smash Bros at the time of coitus.

Logan: Are those them two smash hos we tagged teamed the other night?
Jeremy: Damn straight! When we fucked them I got my high score on Smash Bros.

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Papa'd

adj.

To be married; ie. to have a currently valid marriage certificate.

"I heard Tyron was smashin' up on Rhonda. Ain't she papa'd?"

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great indoorsman

Noun, slang.

1. A person, most commonly a millennial, who is a gamer, whose great life experiences are almost exclusively indoors, and often defined primarily in terms of virtual explorations, such as those in the video games Super Smash Bros. and Monster Hunter. A "great indoorsman" could simultaneously be one of two Smash Bros.

2). A person, most commonly of the nerd varietal, who could go outside, but chooses to spend 99.99% of his or her time inside, often stewing in a pile of his or her own filthy and odorous laundry.

Friend: Are Logan and Jeremy going to the bonfire tonight?
Other friend: No, those great indoorsman are going to hang out in their room to game like fiends until their thumbs bleed.

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