bench licker

someonne who likes to lick where other peoples asses have been

Your breathe stinks Bench Licker

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Dick Rohl

One's name. My name. I'm a self-centered bastard who wants his name on the urban dictionary.

"Hello, Dick Rohl."
"OMG DICK ROHL!"
"Dr. Dick Rohl, please report to surgery."
"DICK ROHL IS SO GLORIOUS!"

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college

a place where people with no lives (considered as nerds) go to hang out with other nerds who actually listen to the teacher/professor and try to learn things that they eventually forget when they get out of college and become a burger flipper for the rest of their lives

Hey Scott, what college are you going to when you get out of high school?

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obc

The chillest dudes around mah man.

"Yo wou anna chill with the OBC?"

"Nah man, we ain't cool enough...let's go put a muffler tip on my civic."

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hemroids

When a man/woman pushes so hard when theyre trying to shit... the lil pimples on their ass explode everywhere creating a big mess

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penis mobile

A cocky car

Ride the penis mobile for true enjoyment!

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zwaffle

To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.

Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!

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