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1. A smelly pussy. A stank ass snatch with hints of wet garbage and warm urine.
2. A street walking whore that will let you her rail her behind a dumpster for $5 or a cold tall boy.
She dribbled down her panties and my dorm room smelled of alley snatch.
My dad woke me up today and asked me why the backseat smells like alley snatch.
I never made it to lunch today. I ended up getting a little alley snatch.
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Squatting on or over a glass top or plexiglass table and pinching a juicy, steamy turd on top while some sick and twisted bastard anxiously watches from underneath for the splashdown.
My girlfriend treated me to eggs onda glass last night braaaaahhhh. It was a curler.
I couldnât pay rent this month so my landlord offered an eggs onda glass option. I sure hope he has some windex on hand. I have only been able to eat at Taco Bell.
Bust a fat nut. Cum, nut, jizz. By sex or masturbation. Also break vein, broke vein are used interchangeably.
Iâm headed home to watch porn and bust vein.
Imma bout to bust vein bitch.
He unloaded a bust vein in me.
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The anus. The rectum. The asshole. The bunghole.
She bent over and spread her corn hatch for me so I rearranged her colon.
I need to re-wipe my corn hatch. Itâs itchy.
My Grindr hook up had a hairy corn hatch.
I buried my tongue in her corn hatch and made her squirm.
When your ass has been railed so long, so deep and so hard, that your asshole that once was a mere tattered pink sleeve turns into a tattered pink sheet and your now prolapsed rectum just hangs out flapping in the breeze like a sheet hung out on a drying line.
He plummeted his man meat deep in my turd cutter and pounded my lower intestine like a janitor plunging a clogged drain. It was a relentless rearrangement to my bowels like no other. While I expected his deep stroking would render me with a tattered pink sleeve, the finish was far more brutal. He unloaded his man curd and I quickly grabbed my hand mirror to admire his finish. To my dismay, there flapping in all its glory was my tattered pink sheet. He called me a whore and left me trying to push it back in.
The finest male cock. A male loin of perfection. Perfect length and girth. A true shower and a grower. Always ready and rigid. Exudes peak performance and superior staying power and maximum load control all while delivering a superior man curd.
I finally let Justin rail me last night. How was it? Letâs just say heâs got a whole hog sausage. Iâm having a little trouble walking today.
Bob Evans has nothing on the whole hog sausage I took down my esophagus last night.
Her eyes watered as she engorged herself on his whole hog sausage.
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A less refined reference to cubital tunnel syndrome whereby the ulnar nerve has been absolutely and brutally abused from chronic, repetitive stress from masturbation. More common in men.
After remote working for the last year and a half due to covid, Stefan developed a horrific case of jackerâs elbow and had to be splinted for 6 months. Heâs working on a solid case with his other elbow now.