The L

The elevated majority of the Chicago public train system, shortening of "elevated"

Not to be confused with NYC's el, which is similar but takes up a much smaller portion of their train system

Tourist: hey, where is the subway around here?
Chicago local: oh, we don't have a subway, you can take The L though
Tourist: excuse me?

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Swatting Wasps

1. Killing hornets with a fly-swatter

2. Sending the SWAT team against White Anglo-Saxon Protestants

Person 1: I love swatting wasps

Person 2: why would you like that? it's not really fun, it is just killing a bu-

Person 2: oh

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Poggers

A term used as an indicator of excitement and/or surprise, coming from the PogChamp twitch emote and its derivative "poggers", the term has since gained popularity in the LGBT community as well as ironic meme circles

Person 1: "AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! POGGERS!"
Person 2: "what is it this time?"
Person 1: "THIS SHOW I HAVE BEEN WATCHING FOR A WHILE HAS SOME GAY REPRESENTATION!"
Person 2: "POGGERS"

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ADHD

ADHD is a neurological disorder, it stands for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. It comes in many forms, so it would be hard to explain it in one definition, but no, you can't feel or be ADHD for a period of time and not have it for your whole life.

Person 1: OMG I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO ADHD TODAY!
Person 2: ADHD is a neurological disorder, it stands for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. It comes in many forms, so it would be hard to explain it in one definition, but no, you can't feel or be ADHD for a period of time and not have it for your whole life. Now STFU and stop undermining people's experiences.

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