Tom Riddle

A hot af mf before the nose job

Me: "Tom Riddle is so hot!"
Bestie: "Isn't that Voldemort?:
Me: " Yah, but he was hot when he had a nose!"

Glitterific

Something or someone that's amazing and ✨️glittery✨️

Glittery guy was by
Girl one: Omg did you see that guy?
Girl two: Yah! He was glitterific

Length

What wattpad users call a guys dick

Writer: "Tom inserted his length"
Me: "Just say dick!!!!"

9👍 5👎

Draco Malfoy

Ferret from a movie I didn't watch

*Draco walks by*
Pansy:" did you see Draco? He looks so hot today!"
Y/n: " Bitch, Draco looks like a ferret."
Pansy:" well you like Voldemort!!"
Y/n: "FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! HE WAS HOT BEFORE HE LOST HIS NOSE!!!!!!"

Me: "I like Tom Riddle"
Friend: "I like Draco Malfoy"
Me: "Is that the ferret?"

4👍 1👎

Elijah

Wow, where do I begin? That man, there is no words to describe how hot he is.

In the middle of sex
Haley: Elijah i love you
Klaus: I'm not Elijah

16👍 3👎

Marcus Lopez

A hot af guy from a show I've never seen but, like, he's fucking hot!!!

Me:" Bitch!!!! Come look at this hot af guy!!!"
Bestie:" Whats his name?"
Me:" Marcus Lopez"

Smut

My favorite thing to read

Mom:" I bet you watch porn"
Me:" I don't watch porn. I read it"

Teacher:" what are you reading?"
Me:"smut."

12👍 5👎