The people Sir loin is rapping about. Bring him food, anything, they don't care if its ugly and cold or covered with mold, its 4 da shorteez!
4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeeez (Doing it for da Shorteez)
4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeeez (Doing it for da Shorteez)
4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeeez (For da Shorteez)
4 da Shorteez, gather round let me tell you something. 4 da Shorteez, canât you hear them little stomachs rumbleân. 4 da Shorteez, yo, you goân to eat that rake of muttân? 4 da Shorteez, the shorteez short of some loveân.
Come on, My name is Sirloin, badass bovine. I Got four stomachs balling, whatâs coming to mine. Just a little empty belly with a vacancy sign. Kind of like close encounters of the charity kind.
You got can goods, just collecting dust. You got the meat, got the fruit, got vegetables. Only prerequisite that itâs eatable. Get your freak on at my freaky fruit festival. Cold cuts a must, Iâll even take bread crust, cuz the shorteez be beggân and beggars donât give a fuck. Theyâs hungry, letâs face facts theyâs starved, fell the pull in your heart, so fill your shopping cart.
For da Shorteez. (4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeees) For da Shorteez yâall. (4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeees). For da Shorteez.
Think at what at stake, look upon you plate. If itâs a slab of stake, time to regurgitate. You got a dozen chins, while little Jimâs to slim. Your finger could fit in that little kidâs exposed ribs. Just think of all the shorteez, canât you hear them cry? Time to cough up that burger and fry. Hand over left overs. Cans piled up high? Give them to the hungry shorteez, so the shorteez wonât die.
Stop the famine please. Instead of eating ham and cheese. Throw away your greens. Youâll be pissing on a dream. Give me all your onion rings, itâs alright listen. Slice of pizza, it donât matter if a bitâs missân. Prime rib, pork chop, porter house it donât stop. Might seem like hog slop, to the shorteez itâs a lot. Theyâve been hungry since birth, so hand over your dessert. Open up you mouth, stick your finger down it could be worse.
Listen closely, gimme all your groceries. Cuz a little baby screamân man I need a hoagie. Somebody hold me. Somebody console me. Somebody boil me up a pot of pierogies. Think of what weâre faceân. All those little faces. Come on letâs erase this. 4 da shorteez. (Cheek it out)
Doing it for da Shorteez. Doing it for da Shorteez. Doing it for da Shorteez. Doing it for da Shorteez youâll. For the Shorteeeeeeeez.
Got crackers, got chips, got puddân cups. Youâd be surprised what little shorteez like to munch. Could be trash, could be mold, could be excrement. Could be a bag of old dippers, they call that lunch. Mayonnaise been out for a couple of days. Go get corpses, scabs and eggs. Sweet bread, pig heads, horses heads too. What to drop it like a habit? Hereâs what you do. (For da shorteeeeeeeez)
612 Wharf Avenue, what? 612 Wharf Avenue, what? 612 Wharf Avenue, what? 612 Wharf Avenue!
But, Please no more canned yams, seriously man, we got more canned yams then we know what to do wit. mc pee pants in the, I mean uh, SirLoinâs in the house, and Iâm out.
TV Ending:
mc pee in the..., SirLoin in the hizze and donât you for-gizze.
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A robot based off the look of a spider. It has eight legs like a normal one would.
It is NOT a robot spider though, see Robot spider
"Check out the robot spider I killed!"
"Thats a spider robot idiot..."
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The main "baddie" in Breakdown. He will punch you, throw you against glass windows, kick you, punch you again, chase you through a maze of pipes and run into explosives.
Solus: Me like manwich, you feel same?
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Based of an ASCII picture and now a flash game. The rofl copter has its spinning LOL propellers and occasionally drops a WTF bomb or an OMG missile and the LOLerskaters below or the LMAO planes.
"Last night some n00b playing CS used speed hack! We actually killed him twice and then banned him!"
"ROFL COPTER!"
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A spider with robot parts added. A spider cyborg if you will.
It is NOT however, a Spider robot, see Spider robot
"Wow, look at that cool spider robot!"
"No, thats a robot spider."
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