kilt

Another way of saying killed.

"Man, that dumb ass went and got himself kilt!"

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jailbait

a girl you would love to tap but is too young.

Damn look at that jailbait.

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rocketeer

A person that drives a motor vehicle with extremely excessive speed and shoots past other vehicles on the road. Applies to those who are also wheel whippers as they usually tend to do this after wheel whipping.

God DAMN! That rocketeer must be doing atleast 15 over the speed limit!

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short end of the pineapple

Shafted; Not given the best of something; When you receive the smallest fudgy oat square.

"I got the smallest cookie"
"looks like you received the short end of the pineapple on that one!"

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VSDs

Stands for the Very Secret Diaries. A parody fic of Lord of the Rings by Cassie Claire.

"OMG, have you read the VSDs yet? They're sooooo funny!"
(this is how I first heard about them)

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B3t

When someone bets so hard that they rupture the space-time continuum and makes a black hole.

B3T

Carrotopophobia

The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.

Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."

Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."

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