Deangry

(Verb.) To calm someone down, to de-anger them.

*Screams and Electricity*
A: What the...
B: Oh, it's the sacrifice to deangry her!

abysmality

A seriously worse version of a dismality.

Guy 1: I lost my dorm keys and also locked my phone in my room so I had to sleep in the hallway.
Guy 2: So bad!
Guy 1: But guess what, the next day I woke up and realized I was on the wrong floor!
Guy 2: EXTREME ABYSMALITY for you!!!