Gard

The norwegian term "Gard", is another form of the word "Andreas", which means "Man with a small penis".

Omg, honey, look at our kids tools, I'm afraid it might be a Gard...

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Kine

The urge to have some sort of sexual intercourse with someone of the opposite sex(or in some cases, the same) in any form of rooms related to food.

You banged the chick in the kitchen? You are so Kine-ing you son of a b*itch.

- Oh yeah, lets do it in the school cafeteria!
- You're not a Kiner, are you?

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