Steadders

A word used to describe the amazing trick of balacing a half-full can of soft drink on its bottom rim

"oh my gosh - that can is doing steadders!"

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HalOS

Region of Peru. HalOS is "Dedicated to providing it's peruian residents with a nice place to live and a decent public transport system"

Which way to HalOS?

Why it's that way my good man.

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Afty

A stealth breed of budgie

Where the hell has that Afty gone? I knew I should have electronically tagged it...

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Sexiost

To penetrate in ignorance, accidental sex and gross misunderstandings in Turkish Baths.

I didnt even know I sexiosted...

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Corkeh

The expletive many people use when they've just put too much salt on their food

Holy Corkeh Batman! There's salt all over this delicious casserole..."

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Wizzo

Japanese toy. A Wizzo is round in shape with a head and has latex lips that you can go bladdadadadadadadadadadadadada with with your finger (by making an up and down motion on the lips)

The toy is for ages 5 and up

Why not really spoil your children this christmas and give them a Wizzo. They'll never forget it!

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Boffbowsh

Travelling salesman. Tends to be of the variety of books or diamonds. Will take cash, credit cards or personal cheques.

Signs on doors: "No canvasmen, no salespeople and no Boffbowsh. Thankyou"

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