Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.

Something you say just to make noise, so your friends will talk to you.

-Silence-
Person 1: Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.
Person 2: What the fuck?

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wumbasha

An incredibly large soft drink.

person-I totally bought the biggest soda I could.
person #2-Wow, that thing is a wumbasha!

snowdaze

A week in winter that high schools use as an excuse to have a formal dance and honor stupid jocks.

Did you enjoy the Snowdaze pep fest?
It got me outa class.

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wumpkin

A pumpkin and a watermelon combined into one plant.

They had a wumpkin at the state fair!
I wonder what it'd taste like...

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GSTL

An acronym for Guest Service Team Lead.
At target stores, the person in the front with the keys and a walkie.

Who is the GSTL? I need to get a price check in toys, so I need a walkie.

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gepwned

to be pwned in German.

Ich habe dich gepwned.
I have pwned you.

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breeding ball

An imaginary pokeball in which pokemon and humans mate.

I like sex. You wanna get down in my breeding ball?

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