skillz

sarcastic exclamation used when one does something decidedly un-skillful or clumsy

*Guy trips and falls on his head*
You: "Skillz."

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squidge

1. n. That last annoying drop of cum or piss that drips from your dick (or out of your twat) when you think you're all cleaned up
2. v. To drip, as in the dripping of #1
3. v. To melt, as girls do, when you say something cute to them; usually involves giggles and big smiles

1. When I yanked my dick out and rolled off the bitch, she got squidge all over the bed.
2. I finished at the urinal, zipped up and squidged all over my underwear. Dammit!
3. I told my woman I loved her as big as the sky, and she squidged.

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Nass

also "nas"; exclamation used to describe surreptitious theft; usually said twice in a row: "nass nass!"

I scored me a 40 from that quickie mart when that fool-ass clerk turned his back. Nass nass, motherfucker!

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Face

adv. used to intensify the word immediately preceding it; generally applied to forms of substance abuse, or the act of regurgitation

At Ko's party this weekend, I'm gonna drink FACE!

I got so hammered at that party, I puked face.

Roll up a blunt, I wanna poof (def. 2) face.

madball

n. A person with a severe physical deformity of the face. Derived from Madballs toys of the 1980s, which were all ball-shaped monsters with bizarre faces.

Did you see Tommy since he got his face melted in that car wreck? Such a madball!

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wig out

To throw a huge fit

When Ko called Johnny a bitch, Johnny completely wigged out.

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sucka MC

n. An MC with an inflated opinion of himself, but no skillz or flow

All the sucka MCs try to diss, but they ain't got my flow

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