flow

n. A rapper's ability to rhyme to phat beats in a skillful manner

You heard that new Nas single? Nigga got one tight-ass flow!

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crank

To punch someone extremely hard

Ko cranked that dude so hard he went down in one hit!

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Cliff Yablonski

proper noun

1. Someone who hates you.

2. A guy who didn't storm the beaches of Cambodia in '54 to let you pinko hippy bastards wear tie dyed shirts and smoke your wacky tobaccy in his yard!

3. www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou

"I fucking saw the Patterson kids in my goddamn bushes and I want you to head over to their house and arrest them and throw those two little idiot horseshitters into jail for a few years to teach them a goddamn lesson about respecting their elders." -Cliff Yablonski

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warrior

n. Anyone who proves his strength by intentionally enduring something painful, difficult, or incredibly stupid.

Dave drank damn near that entire keg, thus proving that he's a true warrior.

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posebag

n. a loser who is such a poser that he's as bad as an entire bag of posers rolled into one, hence a "bag of pose"

No matter what you say, that posebag will agree with it, all tryin to be your friend and shit. Let's see if we can get him to say he loves men.

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battleaxe

adj. so severely, brain-shatteringly awesome that it hits you like a battle axe blow to the FACE

Y'ever seen Con Air? That movie is battleaxe!

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Wheel

n. The best possible hand in a game of Omaha Hi/Lo, consisting of A-2-3-4-5.

Background: Omaha Hi/Lo is essentially a split-pot variation of Texas holdem (the rules of play differ slightly, but are of no consquence to this definition). Both the player with the highest hand and the player with the lowest hand share the pot. A low hand must have no pairs, but straights do not count against the low. Therefore, the Wheel will often win both the high and low pots.

Jones thought he had me beat on that hand until I threw down the Wheel and took all his money.

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