Androidiction

1. Addiction to Android products and/or applications.
2. Someone with Androidiction may be obsessed by mobile phone apps and must play with them every five minutes.
3. Psychological addiction to all things Android related.

John could not put his phone down because he had so many cool apps to play with. His colleague said he must have Androidiction.

Vibrance

1. The quality of being very vibrant.
2. Being spectacular, exciting, fast moving, or metropolitian.

Melbourne has a certain Vibrance to idea, with all the cutlture and happening places.

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seatage

The amount of seats in a certain area, for example: on a train or in a bus.

Tom: "There is a good array of seatage on this train."
Fred: "Yeah bro, very sweet. I can put me feet up."

fartnami

A fartnami is an explosive fart, often with a follow through at the end. One may need to change their pants after a fartnami.

The lady was laughing so much she didn't realise that her fart was actually a fartnami with some serious power! The smell was horrid and the follow through! She had to go home and change her pants promptly.

Outjack

When two guys have a jacking off competition and one outjacks the other he is the winner.

My mate I were jacking off whilst watching Baywatch. George outjacked me because he came first.

Voicetress

voicetress -
1. One who speaks what she is thinking in any given situation.
2. One who is forward in giving his or her opinions.
3. One who is opinionated.

e.g., “That old lady can be quite the voicetress. She talks all sorts of crap. I hate her guts.” “Why? Did you have some sort of run-in with her?” “Well . . . mmmm, not until I set her car on fire. Then we got into it.”

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Outjacked

When two guys have a jacking off competition and one outjacks the other he is the winner

My mate and I were jacking off whilst watching Baywatch. He outjacked me because he came first.