clam shooter

Quite simply, a penis.

Woah bitch, I'm gon' spray yo' face with muh clam shootah!

28👍 5👎

floorch

When someone farts and they didn't quite know it was going to end up on the floor.

"Hey guys, listen to this one! *splash* oh CRAP!"

33👍 3👎

cuntogen

All those whom were born from a Vagina.
Gen=Generated from

Sup all ya cuntogens?

23👍 7👎

claff

One who acts with increasing stupidity and doesn't realise it.

One who is so incredibly stupid and needs more than a clue to get back to reality.

Ben is a total claff. Someone needs to check him. check

77👍 15👎

slaptop

A laptop that gets hotter than hot on your lap when you slap it while watching porn.

Ooh damn, money shot is coming up. I'm ready! Go away mom, I'm busy! Wireless rules..

39👍 19👎

BSF

How low do you hang?
Ball Sag Factor

How's the BSF today?

130👍 174👎

sporange

Sperm and piss mixed together. That sticky release you get just after doing the deed and leaking the lizzard. Merky yellow goodness.

Dude, after I banged Latisha I had some seriously sticky sporange hanging off my rod.

40👍 37👎