Trump

(noun) A mass of fecal matter.

(verb) To expel fecal matter from the anus.

(noun): We were supposed to get a president, but the electoral college chose a steaming pile of Trump instead.

(verb): Sorry, I need to change my baby, she Trumped her diaper.

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Trumptard

One who eschews facts, evidence, logic, reason, and critical thinking in favor of fabrications, unfounded allegations, conflations, libel/insult/slander, projecting Donald J. Trump Senior's (and, in addition, their own) faults onto others, and willful ignorance.

There are rational Republicans out there, and it is possible to have a civil debate with them, agree to disagree, and part with on good terms. But there are the Trumptards who will continue to spew falsehoods and illogic despite a mountain of facts and evidence.

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magnetism

The belief that when you die, your soul sticks to the nearest refrigerator.

Magnetism requires the greatest devotion. Many are cold, but few are frozen.

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