treats in the kitchen

A call-phrase for initiating sex with another. Often this phrase is used by adults when minors are present.

Cheryl: "Hey honey, there are treats in the kitchen."
Peter: "Oh, ok, I'll be on my way".
(wink wink)

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meet me in the tunnel

A vague phrase used when confrontation is needed between one or more people invovling a confidential matter. The subject of the meeting is usually kept secret until the meeting actually takes place. This provides the element of surprise.

(ring ring ring)

Employee: "Hello?"

Management: "Hey, we need to talk to you. Meet me in the tunnel."

(click - phone hangs up)

Employee: "Hello? Hello?"

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Let it be written, let it be Dom

To assume absolute power.
The final word.
To be performed absolutely.

Peter: "How do you think you are going to enforce this?"
Dom: "Let it be written, let it be Dom."

Peter: "You can't do this!"
Someone else: "Let it be written, let it be Dom!"

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MsgDonald's

What McDonald's should really be called because most of their food contains some form of MSG or Gluten.

Peter went to MsgDonald's today and felt like shit afterwards because the food contained MSG and he was told otherwise.

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fistina squad

A computer repair company that comes to your house and plays with fistina all day and doesn't fix a damn thing.

I called the fistina squad today and I got fucked.
After I called fistina squad, I can download porn 55 times faster.

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fistina

A form of prank calling where someone calls up an unsuspected person and once they pick up, he wispers, "fistina .... fistina ... fistina ..." and then hangs up.

Phil likes to fistina people all the time.

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dpoc

One who has "Deep Pockets".

Dominick is dpoc over there , spending his money.
I ain't got no money, I ain't no dpoc.

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