Fortune cookie

Furry slang that refers to a female dog's vagina due to it's similar shape to a Chinese dessert cookie. The female equivalent of a “red rocket” being used to describe a dog's penis.

Ron: Do you remember that red female dog from the movie Balto?

Bob: Yeah, I wonder how big is her fortune cookie.
Rob: Get help.

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Dogpill

4chan slang that refers to a person who has a sexual attraction to dogs or engages in sexual acts with a dog. Not exclusive to one sex and meaning can differ depending on the context. Often accompanied by the phrase “you just know”.

On boards like /an/ it is commonly used to describe single men who own female huskies implying they have sex with them. In other boards like /b/ it is mostly used to describe white women with large male dogs with the same implications.
In the most extreme cases and boards such as a “feral art” thread on /trash/ in can mean the knowledge of an innate sexual superiority of dogs over humans.

Usual case

Person 1: Look at my husky girl, her name is Roxy. I love to sleep snuggling with her.

Person 2: You just know this guy is dogpilled

Extreme case

Person 1: Have you guys seen the movie Balto? I want to fuck this dog Jenna so badly.
Person 2: based and dogpilled

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