niagara falls

Female code for when you finally stand up after sitting down for a long time on your heaviest period days.

Jessica: "What's the matter?"
Emma: "Niagara Falls.."

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Turkey Hill ambush

When your lactose-intolerant S.O. eats a lot of Turkey Hill ice cream and then farts underneath the covers that night.

My girlfriend had a Turkey Hill ambush waiting for me that night after our grocery run.