indoor sports

Incest. See also bedroom sports.

When Lassen County has blackouts for up to four days in subzero weather and whole families get bored, there's nothing to do but play indoor sports. I dare say they don't stay bored.

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shit happens

A universal religious concept:

Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
TV Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!

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holy shit

Reverential incantation of a universal religious concept:

See shit happens for a better explanation.

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preteen

Anyone under 13 years old. The 9 to 13 crowd is called tweens.

For an eye full of tweens, Google "CSM models"

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Bullshit

The atheistic incarnation of the universal religious concept of shit happens.

See shit happens for some of the other denominational incarnations of the universal religious concept.

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eye full

Something so good to look at, that your eyes don't need any more to look at.

Those tweens are an eye full.

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girlfriend in training

A naive, usually preteen lolita that an older guy flirts with, with or without pedosexual intentions.

Watch out! Your girlfriend in training is starting to wear a bra.

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