Dab

Something dead to me

Bob: Wait did you just dab???
Jeff: Yeah... Why?
Bob: You are dead to me.

No Wifi

The absolute scariest thing in the world like if you’re texting someone:

Hey dude! There’s No Wifi!
message not delivered

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Hi

How dumb are you? But if you are an alien or something...
The way humans introduce themselves

Bobby: Hi
Jeff: Get out of my life

Bully your shortest friend day!

It’s in the name idiot...

Hey! It’s bully your shortest friend day!

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