Knocker

A Jehovah's Witness. Comes from their tendency for door to door evangelism.

I was hoping to get some sleep before work, but I got woken up by some knockers who wanted to talk to me about their cult.

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Drama

Unescessary emotional turmoil that women love to cause and partake in. The most common causes of drama with women are love, sex, and relationships. omen cause drama because they know it drives men nuts, and use it to play hard to get.

That new girl I like is causing me so much drama that it's hardly even worth the effort.

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Amish

When the electricity goes out

Yo man, after that thunderstorm we went Amish for almost three house.

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let's be friends

Doublespeak for "I don't want to be friends, in fact, it would probobly be best if we never spoke or saw each other ever again"

"Jenny broke up with me and told me she wanted to be friends, but she hasn't answerd my phone calls for the last month"

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Home

Dank depressing urine soaked facility where most people get exiled to in the last years of their life, usually when they become a burden upon family. Like a prison for the elderly.

Grandpa kept forgetting to shut off the stove, and kept starting fires, so dad had to put him in a home.

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