abearness

The quality of being a bear, or bear-like in thought process.

Abearness can be improved through hibernation or other general bear-associated activities.

Eg.1 A bear is ripping through the forest, tearing up small shrubs and killing little animals, and all that's going through his head is "This is sick.. I'm a fucking bear!"

Eg.2

Person 1: So yeah, she ate a a whole pizza and went straight to bed.
Person 2: Dude, that's some major abearness right there.

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