gnoming

Verb - The act of recklessly (under the influence of something illicit or mind altering) going around and stealing lawn gnomes for the sake of a collection purpose. IT is definately fun to take one of your favourite gnomes with you on vacation and take pictures of that gnome from different locations in the world and send it by postcard to the original owner.

<Dude> Yo man lets get retarded and go out on the town
<Pal> Yea man i have a great idea. Let's go gnoming and jack a garbage bag full of yard ornaments.

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ass shrapenal

Noun - This substance is emitted with an abundance of force, excreted from the anus. It is so explosive and nasty that irregular foot taping or whistle'n should be performed in unison with the act to cover your tracks.

<Dude> Man, that mexican food has giving me ass shrapenal, i have had ring around the asshole for 3 days now and i still keep pouring em out.

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hungry bum

The act of a womans or mans underwear or bathingsuit getting swallowed by their buttox. In worse situations it may be referred to as a starving bum. Usually this happens for larger ladies that wear too small of bathinsuits because they think its attractive to look at cottage cheese.

<duDe> OMG@! look at the hungry bum
<man> yea dude, her fucking ass swallowed her whole bathingsuit

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ridonculous

Adj. If something is so completely profound and out of line that the word ridiculous is an understatement, it is at this time that you use the word reDONculous. Usually the word is used, followed after obscene and ludicrous statements or comments. It can also be a positive attribute to add extreme emphasis.

<Dude> That party was off the hook
<Friend> Yea man I got F*ucking right ripped
<Dude> Yea, it was so friggen REDONCULOUS, i got with 3 ladies!

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ass shrapnal

Noun - This substance is emitted with an abundance of force, excreted from the anus. It is so explosive and nasty that irregular foot taping or whistle'n should be performed in unison with the act to cover your tracks and distract any bystanders.

<Dude> Man.. that mexican food has giving me ass shrapenal, i have had ring around the asshole for 3 days now and i still keep pouring em out.

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comedeyeahha

A word used excessively in times of high intensities for no random reason other than to show off and yell obsessively indicating you are having a good time. Try mixing up the pronounciations and adding different emphasis' on different sylabolas

COM ME DE YEAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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