liquid festival

a nice and warm swirl of sperm from at least 4 different races and 2 different generations of people. This normally takes place once a year in your mom's anus.

"Are you going to attend the liquid festival this year? your mom is going to be there!"

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Turkish Omelette

When a girl has intercourse with many different male partners vigorously, creating a puss and sperm filled jello-like substance that brews inside the female's meat flaps. Once nice and warm, the female then releases the goo onto one lucky male's chest, hereafter referred to as "the Turkish Omelette."

To complete the act of the Turkish Omelette, the other male partners share the Turkish Omelette in equal portions until it is all gone.

"Hey Steve, do you feel like making some Turkish Omelette's tonight? I'm hungry!"

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sloth rodeo

Where you round up a group of mentally deficient and physically deformed children and keep them in a small cage until they begin to fight eachother. The "cowboys" who planned the sloth rodeo then bets on which one is the last sloth standing. Minimum buy in of 10 dollars.

"Doofy McStevens is the sloth rodeo winner! He wins a trip to the bottom of the ocean!"

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thumpfluid

the stuff that squirts out when you elbow drop a pregnant womans stomach.

"Macho Man Randy Savage did a seminar at the maternity ward last week and there are still thumpfluid stains all over the walls."

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inside joke

when you cum in a girl just for fun

"She was pissing me off all week, so I gave her an inside joke"

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Hungarian Polka

When you are having intercourse doggie style at a tempo of over 200 bpms, and your penis loses control and penetrates the anus and vagina furiously. One experienced in act of the Hungarian Polka can alternate between the two orifices one thrust at a time, without looking.

"While having sex with my wife last night, I was jamming some death metal on my ipod and start doing the Hungarian Polka. However, I accidentally got poo in my wife's vagina and she got vaginitis."

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third world slam dunk

This is the act of taking a shovel to scoop up a steaming pile of dog shit from your driveway, in order to relocate it so your shoes don't get shitty. After scooping up the dog shit, you throw it from across the driveway and hit the backboard of your basketball hoop.

If successful, at least one big turd will stick to the top right of the backboard.

"In order to save my Nike Airs, I did a third world slam dunk at the buzzer."

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