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Micro-Urination

When one reaches their limit and can no longer last and has to urinate, but does not have the time to complete the job, so they drain off the minimal amount to allow them 15 more minutes of life before repeating the process again. This is often caused by standing in line for concert tickets, important business meetings, opening Christmas presents or talking to your best friend on the phone.

Dude, hold this ice-tea and don't lose our place in line to get the Kenny-G tickets, I have to take a Micro-Urination behind that police car.

by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016


Sour Cream and Onion Delight

A nasty, toxic, deadly fart that stuns and blinds victims as it carries a heavy scent of onion/sour cream and lingers for hours once released. The recipe for this fart is one small bag of sour cream and onion potato chips mixed with a beverage of your choice, let brew in your belly for at least 2 hours and you are ready to release.

Bro, what is that smell, I cant see and I am nearly ready to collapse it is so bad? Dude that is a "Sour Cream and Onion Delight" and yours truly launched that bad boy. Let me know if you want the recipe.

by Goatoghillgary December 16, 2016


FFA

Future Farters of America(FFA). A group of young folks that one day aspire to be great and noble farters but is still a newbe to the trade. If one seeks true farting greatness and displays a passion to master the trade they are already on the path to become a Future Farter of America(FFA).

Dang junior, that fart you just let nearly took the paint off of grandma's dinner table and it looks like your pet hamster quit breathing. I believe you are on the road to become an FFA(Future Farter of America).

by Goatoghillgary December 15, 2016

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Obama Pajamas

Any Pajama tops and bottoms that have a continuous print of Obama's smiling face though-out are Obama Pajamas.

Dude, you shouldn't have, I am speechless...I don't deserve these as a present....thanks for the Obama Pajamas

by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016


Chipotle Orphanage

When you walk into a restroom and all the toilets have chipotle childs in them, you have just stumbled upon a chipotle orphanage.

Dude, I went to take a crap and all the toilets had unflushed chipotle childs in them, this place must be a chipotle orphanage as no one is claiming them.

by Goatoghillgary December 2, 2016

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Morning Salute

A loud, powerful, blasting series of farts let in sequence immediately upon awakening from the nights sleep. It is recognized by a sharp crackling sound that emulates the 21 gun salute from an M1 Garand color guard and carries the odor of the nights meal. A real man lets this fart in front of his woman without a care of whether she hears this or not.

Honey, what in the world was that sound? I think I just lost part of my hearing as I awoke from a deep sleep, I thought we were being shot at.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.

by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016


The Urinator

Someone who constantly has to urinate and speaks in a german-like tone of voice similar to Arnold.
Due to the frequency of the urinationations the person is often suspected of being a cyborg.

"I Must Urin-ate..I'll be back", Dude, you are the Urinator!, you pee constantly and talk like Arnold in the movie The Terminator.

by Goatoghillgary December 21, 2016