Oliver

The biggest fuck-up you’ll ever meet. On the surface he seems calm and funny, maybe even a bit crazy and zany, but on the inside he’s dying. He knows he’s worthless and he wants help. But he’ll never ask for it.

Hey, that guy seems depressed
Yeah that’s Oliver. He doesn’t say it, but we should check on him a lot.

12👍 13👎

Cian

Sweats on Fortnite almost as much as he sweats when dick is in front of his face. Seems tidy but slowly turns you suicidal. A wang the opposite size of his ego

Jason’s a dick
Yeah he’s a Cian

8👍 8👎

Alys

The most beautiful person you’ll ever meet. Clever, hot, beautiful, talented. She’s the most perfect girl you’ll ever meet. You can’t help but fall in love with her.

She’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen
Yeah, her name’s Alys