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I’ve been milk. The past tense of Milk🥛
The sign off when the alternate persona of Milk comes to an end.
I’ve been milk, I’ll see you next week🥛
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When you face time a girls do she’s wearing underwear and a bra while her boy friend is right next to her.
Dude I’ve reached pink with the hottest girl in our school!
(1) A condition in which faeces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in a liquid form.
(2) When a person has explosive diarrhoea.
“Ohh Janet Quick Open Door T’Bog I Think I’ve Got The Shits”
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Song by Death Grips
I’ve seen footage makes me want to tear my hair out and pee all over the Walmart medicine section
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I’ve Struck Oil! When a man and a woman are engaged in a reverse 69, where the man is on top, he thrusts his cock so far into the females mouth that it goes through the back of her throat. As the blood fills in her mouth, the thrusting cock will cause it to erupt up the shaft and out of the woman’s mouth, similar to when oil bursts from an oil drill. Upon the blood erupting the man yells “I’ve struck oil!”.
Lenny: Dude I need to tell you something
Tim: what’s up
Lenny: I was reverse 69ing Becky the other night and I killed her.
Tim: excuse me?
Lenny: I slammed my Johnson so far down her throat that it stalled out of the back of her neck.
Tim: what! What did you do?
Lenny: bro I yelled “I’ve struck oil!”
Tim: right on! Wanna get some pancakes?
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Term used to emphasize that a veteran of the Vietnam war was exposed to Agent Orange, had their spine curved, and survived.
“I’ve got my spine, I’ve got my orange crush.”
preoccupied with another task.
“I’ll see you later Tom Hanks, I’ve got cheese to slice.”