Isa

A hot headed ball of rage and depression. Twitchy (adhd) and impulsive, which gets her in trouble. Abnormally good at angering her classmates and siblings and balancing things on her head. Zones out when listening to music. Is the one who has crazy ideas like the quadricycle and an alarm clock that works like those nail pushy things that you can get at the science museum. A third wheel that likes sushi.

That Isa scares me.

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Michael Vey

A kid with electric powers from a machine that malfunctioned in the hospital he was born in. Spends most of his time running from the Elgen Corporation and Dr. C. J. Hatch.

“You, Michael Vey, are a freaking rock star.

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Danielle Cohn

That one YouTube girl who dresses like she doesn’t have parents, has a boyfriend who is like five years older than her, and lies about her age.

Yeah, that’s the one.

Hey did you hear about that girl who tried to lie about her age?

Yeah, I haven’t seen a less convincing “15” since Danielle Cohn.

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Percy Jackson

The cheekiest male model demigod in existence. Nuff said.

Omg Percy Jackson is so hot

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Fortnite

The game that people won’t f-ing shut up about!??!?????

Guy: Hey yo you wanna see a movie?
Girl: no you idiotic fortnite virgin

Rick Riordan

The king of cliffhangers and the best writer in existence. If you don’t know who he his get off of your f-ing phone and go to the library you couch potato

Rick Riordan you cheeky troller

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ADHD

A disorder that can make you fidgety, have trouble remembering things, or just stare off into space. I have it and tbh it doesn’t completely suck

Person: i have adhd
Percy Jackson fan: omg must be a demigod

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