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Re enter Paris

To finish the job you started.

When Donny realized he wouldn't see Paris for a while he felt bad for pulling out. It was then he decided to re enter Paris and finish the job.

by Gregaroidson. July 27, 2017


Homance

A multiple relationship.

Person #1 "I guess I am in a homance now."

Person #2 "Why you say that?"

Person #1. "Jen just told me she is sleeping with Mark but it doesn't mean she don't love me."

Person #2 "Dude you are right in the middle of a homance."

by Gregaroidson. April 10, 2019


Cide Joke

When a person make a joke or picture so bad is cost them their job.

"Man these comedians are coming up with a lot of cide jokes!"
"I know right? They be looking for cide jobs now."

by Gregaroidson. June 2, 2017


Dumbocrat

Naive person lacking intelligence and information willing to vote for anyone who promises them something for free.

"I am so scared. "

"What are you afraid of love?"

"I am afraid a majority of Dumbocrats will steal my lifes savongs.:

"Why would they do that love?"

"They would do it for a vote. Haven't you watched the news lately?"

by Gregaroidson. April 10, 2019

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Joke on the cide

When a person thinks they are being funny but they are so out of touch it kills their career.

"All these leftist think they are funny but it's a joke on the cide!"
"Ohhhh I know and now they are out looking for a job on the side."

by Gregaroidson. June 2, 2017

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Phone Clone

When a person loses touch with the real world and has their life in their phone.

" Sheila used to be so much fun now all she does is look at her phone."
" Yeah she's a real phone clone now she put her personality into her phone and is just a shell."

"What can we do to help her?"

" Send her to the Urban Dictionary and tell her to look up phone clone."

by Gregaroidson. March 20, 2017

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Swamp feeder

Any person or organization that aids, helps, promotes or defends the stagnation and status quo of Washington DC lawmakers.

As Albert 's elderly father lie dying in a hospital bed with his last breath he said. " Son allways remember there only two kinds of people in this world those who feed the swamp and those who drain the swamp. Promise me son that you won't be a swamp feeder."

Albert vowed from that day on he would devote his life to drainig the swamp

As Albert's dad lay dying in a hospital bed with his last breath he said. " Son allways remember there only two kinds of people in this world those who feed the swamp and those who drain the swamp. Promise me son that you won't be a swamp feeder."

Albert vowed from that day on he would devote his life to drainig the swamp

by Gregaroidson. June 14, 2017