Cat

a fluffy potato or a fluffy demon

My cat just detroyed all my furniture.

Girlfriend

A girl that you love/like that can either make you happy or can be a leech of your life, time, and money

I broke up with my girlfriend because she asked me what restaurant I wanted to go to, and in the end, I had to go to her favorite. Sick of this sh*t.

1👍 4👎

RNG

Random Number Generator, a.k.a your chance or luck
This can either be great or horrible, depending on the situation

Person 1: This is the most accurate gun in the game (misses) ok, bad luck lets go again (misses again) come on now (misses again) WHAT THE FUCK? MY RNG SUCKS
Person 2: lol I have one of the most inaccurate guns ever (hits and kills target) WTF? Guess I got good RNG today
Person 1 (misses 7th shot now, gets spotted and dies) FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, WHAT THE FUCK?
Person 2: (kills 5 more people from long range) Wow, I'm great today

16👍 2👎

Tank

Armored Vehicle made to destroy other armored vehicles: not to be confused with and APC or Armored Car

"That's tank has a long barrel"
"And it's extra thick"
"And it blew up"