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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is a asshole, help Ukraine!

Shirley: Hey have you seen that Vladimir Putin dude?
Tim: Oh, yeah id support trump over that bitch...

by Gummybearsareoverated64 March 9, 2022

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Toothbrush

You brush your teeth with one or if it vibrates masturbate with it. This is gross if you brush your teeth after squirting on the toothbrush.

Sally: I brush my teeth every day!
Joe: Then what is that moaning for
Sally: DO NOT EMBARRASS MY TOOTHBRUSH FOR BEING USED FOR PLEASURE

by Gummybearsareoverated64 June 11, 2022


Azqxwscedvrfbtgnyhmujkilop

You have reached the final stage of boredom. Congratulations. NOW DO YOUR HW DUDE ( •̀ •́ )

Mike: ugghhh this presentation is so boring and I got my shoe stuck in the crack in between seats

Shepbepboop: Y not joojle Azqxwscedvrfbtgnyhmujkilop?

Mike: wow only one response came up

by Gummybearsareoverated64 May 6, 2023


CEO

Entrepreneur born in 1964 Jeffrey Jeffrey bezos 👏👏

"ceo-" "ENTREPRENEUR BORN IN 1964"

by Gummybearsareoverated64 April 12, 2022


Rowaning

When you stab yourself with a pencil and the led goes in your skin.

Rowan-a-few-days-ago: i stabbed myself w a pencil!
Guy: Dude I saw everyone is rowaning as well!

by Gummybearsareoverated64 March 19, 2022


Mikey

A edgy, but lovable guy. He doesnt seem to care about you but he actually wants to squeeze you until you die. He would do anything for you, even commit arson.

Mikey is amazing

by Gummybearsareoverated64 June 11, 2023


Technoblade

Technoblade never dies, but Alex (his real name) did. RIP Alex/Technoblade.

Terry: Yo Technoblade died
Angela: No, Alex did. Technoblade never dies

by Gummybearsareoverated64 July 3, 2022