Vladimir Putin is a asshole, help Ukraine!
Shirley: Hey have you seen that Vladimir Putin dude?
Tim: Oh, yeah id support trump over that bitch...
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You brush your teeth with one or if it vibrates masturbate with it. This is gross if you brush your teeth after squirting on the toothbrush.
Sally: I brush my teeth every day!
Joe: Then what is that moaning for
Sally: DO NOT EMBARRASS MY TOOTHBRUSH FOR BEING USED FOR PLEASURE
You have reached the final stage of boredom. Congratulations. NOW DO YOUR HW DUDE ( â¢Ì â¢Ì )
Mike: ugghhh this presentation is so boring and I got my shoe stuck in the crack in between seats
Shepbepboop: Y not joojle Azqxwscedvrfbtgnyhmujkilop?
Mike: wow only one response came up
Entrepreneur born in 1964 Jeffrey Jeffrey bezos ðð
"ceo-" "ENTREPRENEUR BORN IN 1964"
When you stab yourself with a pencil and the led goes in your skin.
Rowan-a-few-days-ago: i stabbed myself w a pencil!
Guy: Dude I saw everyone is rowaning as well!
A edgy, but lovable guy. He doesnt seem to care about you but he actually wants to squeeze you until you die. He would do anything for you, even commit arson.
Mikey is amazing
Technoblade never dies, but Alex (his real name) did. RIP Alex/Technoblade.
Terry: Yo Technoblade died
Angela: No, Alex did. Technoblade never dies