Logic

A nerd slang term referring to thought process one uses to reach a conclusion.

Guy 1. "2+2=fish"

Guy 2. "What the...? What kind of logic are you using??"

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Comperstand

Definition 1: To ask someone to make you understand something. Most of the time something questionable or with no answer.

Definition 2: Asking someone if they understood or heard what you said.

Def 1- Guy 1: Can someone comperstand for me why the hell on beyblade they shoot beyblades from helicopters?
Guy 2: ...I dont know.

Def 2- Guy 1: Hey man can you get me a Dr. pepper?

Guy 2: Huh? What did you say?

Guy 1: Did you not comperstand me? I said to get me a Dr. pepper while youre up.

Guy 2: Oh ok.

ngr

A word used when someone has done something unfavorable but doesnt offend any minorities.

Girl 1: "Did you just steal my food?"

Girl 2: "... Maybe."

Girl 1: "You ngr!!"

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Bollocks

A word used when calling bs on someone for something they said but without them noticing thus avoiding an argument.

Girl 1: Im soo hott and perfect like oh em gee!

Guy 1. Bollocks!!!

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Fishbowl

A nerd slang word for house/home. Often used in context as a joke or rhetorical statement.

Hey baby wanna come back to my fishbowl?

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Dodge

A nerd slang word often used as a way to "deflect" offensive jokes or uncomfortable situations.

Guy 1. "So what did you and your girl do last night?"
Guy 2. "Im just gonna dodge that."

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Hax

Being able to do impossible bs especially with technology.

Guy 1: : "Wait... Didnt you just get IP banned from that site?"
Guy 2: "Yep."

Guy 1: "So then how are you online?"
Guy 2: "Just cause."
Guy 1: "HAX!!! Your body is made of it."

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