hess

1) Big stupid giraffe-like Mennonite

(Eytomolgy - Mennonitus Maximus)

1) "Are you going to come out tonight or are you just gonna be a hess?"

2) Every hess I know should be smacked like a bitch.

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Fiber Optikz

A man of few words except Ayumi Hamasaki.

"Gxp: Heya Fiber!
Fiber Optikz: Ayumi Hamasakiiii..
Gxp: What?
Fiber Optikz: *Fap...fap...fapfapfapfap*

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school

Shooting range, with fully automated targets.

Billy shot his classmates. Shoot billy shoot!

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sex0r

To have sexual relation with, or to sex with. Also see sex0r your face.

"I'm going to sex0r you now."

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sex0r your face

To have surprise sex with someone's face.

Janet: "Hey jane, what did you do last night?"
Jane: "Well, I was walking through the kitchen when bob jumped out and sex0red my face!"
Janet: "Oh my god!.......0WNED!"

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ESAD

Translates to "Eat Shit And Die".

AOLuser1322456: Wow! Neopets R Fun!
CSUser: ESAD nub.

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aol

AOL is to the internet as mexican food is to your bowels.

"You've got leprosy, goodbye!"

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