Sunbathing Brit

The oily, oozing result of improper pork sausage preparation prior to barbequeuing; simmilar in appearance to a British person attempting to get skin cancer

You call that dinner? It looks like a Sunbathing brit!

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DTs

Acronym of 'Delerium Tremens', hallusinations caused by alcohol withdrawal - often spiders or roaches

"Bob's got the DTs!"

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Tough like a $2 Steak

Unusually or inexplicably ( and possibly undesirably) tough or impenetrable

Mr T is tough like a $2 steak!

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Beach Water

The water at the beach, commonly referred to as 'the ocean' or 'the sea' by geographical professionals who haven't been on the sauce all week

Lets go chuck it in the .. umm .. y'know .. beach water! Yeah!

Canadia

see Cananada

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Hades

The sarcastic, obnoxious, flame-topped, highly entertaining villian featured in Disney's 35th masterpiece: Hercules (1997)
*Voice by the magnificent James Woods
Most likely one of the best villians Disney has ever come up with because of his unexpected personalitly and awesome character...Hades rules and we all know it....badda bing!

"Name's Hades, Lord of the Dead, hi, how ya doin'?"
~Hades

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Hades

Hades: the God of the Dead; keeper of souls; Lord of the Underworld
AKA: Pluto, Aides, Aidenous...
Rules the land of the dead, where your worthless soul is going someday...

We all bow and worship the magnificent Lord Hades...or he'll fuckin' kill us...

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