lmap

Acronym. Laughing my ass perpendicular. In this case, it means laughing so hard that one butt cheek ends up perpendicular to the other.

"Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, 'I'll have some H2O.' The second man says, 'I'll have some H2O too.' The second man died."
"LMAP!"

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Dorf

Noun. A perpetually agitated or disgruntled dwarf.

Dude, while I was playing Lord of the Rings Online, this stupid dorf sent me off on this stupid quest and grumbled when I came back with what he wanted.

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Kamina

Verb. The act of dying suddenly and painfully early esp. in the single digit episodes of a standard length series (about 26 episodes).

Dude, my phone just Kamina'd. I swear it was totally charged, like, 5 minutes ago.

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