Roadhog

The most thicc being ever to exist in earth's history. Legend has it that he formed the earth using only his mighty thicc girth to build it. Enjoys hooking people with large metal hook and giving them tetanus. Also likes popcorn and stealing stuffed animals from japanese arcades. (On alternating tuesdays.)

Bruh, I totally main Roadhog. I got like 9.3 tretrigintillion hours as him or sumthin'.

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Genji

Playable class in overwatch. Originally from japa- I NEED HEALING! Genji, stop it. Yes, genji needs healing. Always. And when he doesnt need hea- I NEED H E A L I N G!¡! OKAY, he needs healing. His brother is hanzo, another japanese weeaboo. Enjoys dragons. Talks to his sword when he's lonely. Doesn't like australians. Also occasionally- I N E E D H E A L I N G !!!11¡‼11ONE1oneone!!

"I don't understand why all of the pro players main genji..."

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