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An ugly people's orgy, usually consisting of six people.

"I've never fucked a 10, but I fucked five 2s once." ~George Carlin

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doggy

1. A nickname for a canine.
2. A nickname for the male genitalia.

My personal doggy likes you.

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Shit Cat

ahhhh! shit that cats make. its quite tastey on a summers eve.

that shit cat was $yummy$

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lobster sex

John Bobbit

Hey Lorena, that was my dick you liverface!!

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piddly diddly department

1. The act of urination.
2. The lavatory.

Ooer, I really must use the damned piddly diddly department before I soil my underknickers.

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kiss my blizzle azzle yizzle

self explanitory, you beeotch.

me: i got a ds and you didnt! kiss my blizzle azzle yizzle!

some stupid skateboarder: uhhh okay you do that....

me: you look like a penis!

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poo parlor division

1. The act of self defecation.
2. The lavatory.

Ooer, I really must use the damned poo parlor division before I soil my underknickers.

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