Covfefe

When the president tries too hard to get some Starbucks

Can I have some Covfefe?

Your all out?

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Orange

THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY APPLE OR BANANA. THIS JUICY, ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. EAT AN ORANGE AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.

Woah, look at that badass over there eating an apple

It's a fruit and it's called an orange

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faggot

A bundle of sticks

If you thought it meant something else, you are a really horrible person

Trick or treat, i'm a faggot

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